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Whether she be crazed, funny, or just downright fucking mad, this adult webmistress has plenty to say about the porn world. The Mad WebMistress shares a sarcastic commentary along with some of the hottest porn on the net today.
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Pussy Pay Per View
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Going out of town for the weekend, so here's a deal for the weekend. 15 minutes of free video on demand. Just go to Pussy Pay Per View
and enter your email to grab it. No strings are attached.
Pick 15 minutes of your favorite dvd and get it for free. Enjoy
the free pussy, and your weekend.
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Posted: 9:39 AM, 10/28/2005 |
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Handjobs, Bubble gum, and cum.
Ok guys, I need some HONEST
feedback here... handjobs, bubblegum, and cum? How many of you
have seriously been harboring this dream?
Handjobs. Ok, I get that. I can even get the insatiable
need to cum on a girl/woman's face, tits, err... body. But why oh
why would you want to cum on her gum?
And before you think I'm making this up. I present to you, Handjobs, Bubble Gum, And Cum. This piece of art is actually from one of my favorite sites, Handjob Models. I was freaked out when I saw it tho. They do some wild handjobs over there, but I never expected this.
Download that mpg, give yourself a handjob, and then confess your sins
in the comment section! I GOTTA know how many of you are secret
cumgum fetishist!
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Posted: 1:59 AM, 10/27/2005 |
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Holy Big Butts Batman
So I'm reviewing BBW sites... and I click on one that says Big BBW Butts.
Oh
My
Gawd
Well they damn sure weren't kidding. There's some big butts
there. And they're IN YOUR FACE! These big beautiful women
have some huge rumps, and the camera man sure as hell don't want you to
miss them. The large samples are extreme closeups of big
(sometimes hairy) twats and asses. There are video samples
too. Some rather nice ones if you're into the bbw scene.
So if you're into big thighs and big butts on your women, visit Big BBW Butts
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Posted: 2:44 AM, 10/25/2005 |
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Long Weekend
Sorry about yesterday, I
took a long weekend. We went to the mountains. Fall is in
the air now, and that's just what you do right?
Since it's time to come inside, today's link is for you to find someone to snuggle up with.
Adult Friend Finder
Yea, ok... so I'm being lazy today.
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Posted: 7:42 PM, 10/18/2005 |
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hot coffee and porn
Ever wake up and feel
like you need a cup of coffee before trying to conquer the coffee
maker? I felt that way this morning. And here's a
confession that scares even me on afterthought. I drove to Chick
fil A for a cup of coffee.
I'll let you think about that for a minute. I sure as hell have.
Today I'm working on a link list of mine. Porn Peddler.
Trying to add some new porn for the world. The quest today is for
free porn sites. I think I pretty much have the porn world
covered there, but check it out and see if you see something that can
be improved or changed.
Also check out my new friends
on the left side. Ultimate Porn Pics, Porn Movie Links, and Sex
Toy Suzi. They were kind enough to trade links with me. So
visit them for more porn, and if you came from there, hi!
Thanks to all the new commenters! It's nice to know I'm not
talking to myself here. Not that I don't do that... just not
here...
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Posted: 9:04 AM, 10/14/2005 |
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Sex Toy Store
Today I've been busy working
on a sex toy store for women. Ok, well it has stuff for guys too
of course, but I wanted a place where women were comfortable buying sex
toys for themselves.
Lemme know what you think. I've got a few more things to work on, but I think it's a start.
Women's Desires
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Posted: 5:29 PM, 10/13/2005 |
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Brazilian Babes
It's not often that I find a
gallery with 4 big clips on it, although I'm sure it's going to be a
trend soon. Found this gallery with a beautiful brazilian babe,
and thought I'd share it with you.
Brazilian Babe
Nothing sarcastic to say about this one.
I was supposed to go on vacation this week, but
cancelled at the last minute. It seems my brain didn't
cancel. Will get it together and post more asap :)
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Posted: 2:15 PM, 10/12/2005 |
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Erotic Stories
More for the readers out there.
Erotic Stories
Baremistress.com has lots of free erotic stories to get you through the Monday work day until your hangover is gone.
For the non readers, or for those who aren't focusing yet...
Stewie Live
Be sure to share the "good ones" with us by posting them in the comments section.
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Posted: 7:33 AM, 10/10/2005 |
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Hairy Girls
Beautiful girl. Hairy twat. Am I the only one to notice the birth mark first?
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Posted: 10:41 AM, 10/7/2005 |
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See I can stand on my head
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got your attention eh? Now tell me... How many natural women do
you see just standing around in this pose? Seriously.
You're walking down the street, and you see a woman, big tits or no,
even close to this position... what's your reaction?
Your having a dinner party, do you look at your wife and say, "Honey,
show the guys your boobs." Is THIS the pose you're
expecting?
What some people won't do to sell porn eh?
Actually this is a beautiful big boob woman in a very nice outdoor
setting. This pose just threw me right the fuck off. Click
the pic for more of her bodacious boobs.
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Posted: 8:14 AM, 10/6/2005 |
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Teen Virgins
Teen Virgins... You believe
it? Not too damn sure I do. I mean, how many virgins do you
know that spread their pussy for a pic and/or video? Actually,
how many damn teen virgins do you know? Really? Pervert.
If I remember my teen years correctly... and God only knows if I do,
virginity was something to get rid of. But for the sake of
fantasy, lets pretend. Lets pretend this cute little schoolgirl
is really *winkwink* a virgin.
She looks innocent enough. Actually she doesn't look a day over
18. Petite perky tits that point to the ceiling. With just
enough of an awkward smile while sitting there in her panties to make
me believe she's atleast new to the porn world. She isn't
spreading her pussy like a pro. So... ok, this cute teen is a
virgin.
Teen Virgin
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Posted: 1:34 AM, 10/6/2005 |
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Interesting Adult Blogs
Adult
Blogs
I love reading blogs, probably why I started one huh? The blogs
above are all at Adult Friend Finder, and I have to admit, pretty damn
interesting. There are definitely some freaks in this
world. Along with a lot of single (Yea, ok, we all know some are
single, but their spouses aren't) people with a lot to say. The
subjects vary so much there's no real way to tell you about them.
If it can be written, there it is.
One I definitely recommend is Mzhunyhole's blog. She's a damn
good writer, and just her entry on men eatting an apple comparing to
eatting pussy is good erotic reading.
There's a bunch of erotic pics flying around the blogs as well.
All of it's free, so go visit, but don't forget to come back to see me!
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Posted: 2:15 PM, 10/5/2005 |
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Daily Interracial Movies
There's something just beautiful about
interracial sex. All that smooth black skin banging up against
white. Ok, it could be just me. So today's entry is one
you're gonna wanna bookmark cause it's a daily treat.
Daily
Interracial Movies
Come back every day and you get 3 new interracial movies.
I have the mad urge to make a few blonde jokes here... but I'll resist... this time.
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Posted: 10:47 AM, 10/4/2005 |
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Fuck Every Hole You Find
Just to prove to you I'm not on a lesbian
binge.. today's entry has two guys! *gasp* Course they're fucking
a girl, and she could be lesbian, I dunno. But that dick shoved
in her mouth while she's getting her pussy stuffed pretty much tells me
if she IS lesbian she's got some serious damn issues.
And you know, checking out this blonde sandwich meat, you have to think
maybe she does have some kind of issues. Check out the pics of
her practically standing on her head giving the one guy a blowjob while
she gets rammed from behind. Now I'm all for getting fucked
standing up, but not while giving a blowjob. You've got to have
some pretty good rythm going for this folks. I know. And
they're all white, so you KNOW that aint happening. I'm thinking
that's why there's only two pics showing this position.
The other thirteen pics are some great hardcore fuck every hole you
find sex shots. And you gotta give it to her, she's smiling
through the whole thing. From ass inspection to facial, they're
all having a great time.
Group
Sex Pics
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Posted: 10:27 AM, 10/3/2005 |
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Hentai Freshest girls in their blossoming will make ...
So I'm going through my email deleting all the porn spam I get.. And believe me, I get a lot. Several things hit me...
Why the fuck would you send porn spam to a webmaster? It stands
to reason that we pretty much have all the porn we need,
thankyaverymuch. We're not gonna sign up to pay for more.
(Webmasters are pretty much cheap bastards/bitches just like the rest
of the world.)
And who the fuck is gonna click on "Hentai
Freshest girls in their blossoming will make ..." and read the email in
the first place? It doesn't make sense! Even if I was
looking for hentai girls I don't want to see them blossoming, fucking
maybe, even sucking, but blossoming is out. I draw the line at
hentai girls blossoming. And what exactly will it make? Me
hard? Doubtfully.
So to prove I'm a MUCH nicer
person than the spammers out there, here's some hentai girls.
They are NOT blossoming. They're fucking. So THERE!
Hentai
girls fucking
Hentai schoolgirls doing exactly what they're supposed to do. Fuck. Each other. For You.
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Posted: 10:02 AM, 10/2/2005 |
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Pussy Pink
Welcome to my diary. First thing
I had to do was choose a color, and honestly don't you think pussy pink
just FITS the damn thing? I may be mad, but I'm not stupid.
Female webmaster... talking about sex (ie pussy)... Yea, this fucker's
got to be pussy pink.
So lets start this out right and give you horny surfers some pink pussy to celebrate:
3 Pink Pussies
Think of it as a 3 for 1 Pink Pussy special. We got 3 pink
pussies in pink bikinis, and a pink dildo! What more could you
want? No, no, no don't fill up the comments section answering that
one. There will be more sex coming when something hits me as
interesting or worthy.
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Posted: 9:18 AM, 10/1/2005 |
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